Autobiography Memorable Moment

One day I was at a bar with my friends. I was the only sober one their, or at least I thought I was sober. Then all of the sudden I saw an older man with a really long beard who was wearing a tall top hat that matched a sweater he was wearing, and on his shoulder was a freaking spider monkey!!!! And it matched him exactly!!!! So I got the courage up and went over to him and asked if I could play with the monkey. The man looked at me smiled and said give him a dollar and see what happens. I was really confused and asked him again if I could play with his monkey, and again he said give him a dollar and see what happens. So I pulled out a dollar and gave it to him, then the monkey took the dollar put it in his pocket and gave me a high five. This blew my mind I was smiling so big and needless to say it made my life.